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Sunbeam conditions: Strong on the south porch this afternoon. Barn shade fills in after two.

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Office threshold. Duration unclear.

Links Eastwood

Arrived
2013
Territory
Wherever he already was
Status
Active
Disposition
Stationary

He does not move unless necessary. He has perfected the art of being in exactly the right spot without appearing to have chosen it after the fact. Staff cannot reliably recall seeing him relocate; he is simply elsewhere when the schedule changes. He outlasts most visitors who wait for him to initiate contact. Planning around him means bringing a book or accepting silence. He is not unfriendly; he is prior in place.

Field Notes

  • Jan 2024

    Office threshold at open. Same position at close. Staff swear they did not see him shift.

  • Apr 2024

    Visitor sat on bench opposite. Thirty-seven minutes. Subject did not blink first.

  • Jul 2024

    Relocated to shade during heat advisory. Previous spot empty for six hours. Subject already cool when found.

  • Nov 2024

    Photographed from doorway. Review suggests he was in frame before the camera powered on.

Visitor Log

  • I waited. He won. I am not mad.

    Walter, Sandusky

  • I did not wait. I have regrets.

    Beth, Chicago

  • He acknowledged us eventually. Took a while. Worth it for our kid.

    The Nguyens, Indianapolis

Entries edited for length. Opinions are those of the visitor.